Plus: Lady Gaga hasn't slept in three days.
Responding to this morning's reports that K-Fed would be joining the cast of Broadway's Legally Blonde: The Musical, Federline's publicist (yes, he has one) told Extra that it's "not true."
Broadway celebrity-stunt casting reaches its inevitable nadir.
Kevin Costner, Dallas, and a really dirty movie!
K-Fed, Pete Doherty, and things touched by Tony Soprano's ass.
Prince, Justice, and Paul Weller with Graham Coxon!