The DVD Queue: A Jock, a Prep, a French-Arab Gangsta, and a Piranha!
One of the most perfect lines in B-movie history: "People eat fish, Grogan. Fish don't eat people."
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One of the most perfect lines in B-movie history: "People eat fish, Grogan. Fish don't eat people."
Kiernan Shipka and Chloe Grace Moretz look very grown-up and lovely in Burberry and Chanel.
Chloe's Twitter feed is a bit robotic.
"It's about the first time a 12-year-old girl gets her period and she's with three gross guys."
Chloe Moretz continues her reign of youthful terror.
Keep your eyes out for hilarious shark-jumping at 2:20.
"He has a special signal that shines in the sky. It’s in the shape of a giant cock.”
Could 2009 be the year we finally wash our hands of action hero Nicolas Cage?
Plus: The best movie of the year gets a distributor. It stars Jean-Claude Van Damme.
What makes us think this might be something more than exploitative trash? (It'll definitely be exploitative trash, but maybe also something more, we mean.)
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