And he's rapping about it.
“I wrote the song Perfect Bitch about Kim.”
Kimye hits E!
"I want to show my life," says Kim.
"Now I want to put you in a white dress."
So many different jokes!
"If I don't say something in a rap or on Twitter, it's not true."
Protect your swag!
Nor is PETA. Kim likes it, though!
A "Theraflu"-sponsored marathon date.
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Snoop Dogg can fetch $8,000 a tweet.
Snoop Dogg can fetch upwards of $8,000 a tweet. How much are you making?
Kim Kardashian could save the children (all the children!) with the money she made from wearing Shape-Ups that one time!
When he finds himself thinking way too much about the Kardashians, he realizes there is a problem.
Merry Christmas from America's favorite family, according to no one you actually know who will readily admit to watching their show. #spicegirlssyndrome
What the hell?
"Why wouldn’t Kim Kardashian be invited into a film about Faith, Forgiveness and the healing power of God?"
Kim Kardashian blows a kiss, and the world breathes a huge sigh of relief.
Seventy-two days of wedded bliss come crashing to a fabulous, fairy-tale end.
"It's really hard to go through this on such a public stage," says Kris, following appearances this week on 'Good Morning America,' the 'Today' show, and now 'The View.'
"The marriage of poor kim #kardashian / was krushed like a kar in a krashian."
Just the memories.
Silver linings, and all that.