"We've consistently been No. 1 in the ratings, and if you know anything about our network, that kind of thing is frowned upon."
That's one fifth of its staff.
The Metropolitan Museum of Art announced today that it has completed the round of layoffs announced back in March, with an overall death toll of 357 positions.
"It's 'Survivor' meets 'The Office,'" says the idiot who came up with this.
It's not all ice cream and kittens today.