Letters

"Dear Princely person ..."

"Skip the depressing T-shirt with 1967-2015 on it — use the money to take a kid to a ballgame or out for ice cream."

The actor asked for "a little more time for children to be children."

[sad Chewbacca groan]

It's a joke, mostly.

Uh-oh.

"Get off Rihanna's D*ck!"

In an open letter.

And writing letters about it on the Internet.

Look at all the letters! So pretty!