Wait, who let her wear white?
On April 14.
Just when we think we're out, she pulls us back in.
From Joan Rivers to Lindsay Lohan.
Which celebs were smiley, which were sad, and which were too inebriated to be either.
Don't call it a comeback.
She played Kenny's daughter ... sort of.
"This city took my mother. But this city also gave me my child."
"I used to not really give a sh*t about cussing in front of kids."
Her health comes first now.
Scoop: She still medicates for acid reflux!
She's playing someone's daughter.
"Do you think you are addicted to chaos?" Oof.
"Even if you intensely dislike this movie, you have to begrudgingly admit that at the very least, Lindsay is interesting in it."
She was pretty funny.
"What does it feel like to be both an adjective and a verb for child-star-gone-wrong?"
In GIFs. How else?
The Canyons is the Lindsay Lohan comeback you were expecting, sadly.
"The new Lindsay didn't show up. The old Lindsay showed up."
Good news for everyone involved.
Coming August 2.
Paul Schrader attempts to explain his star Lindsay Lohan in the new issue of Film Comment.
Close your eyes and imagine a People cover from mid-2009. We'll help ...