Plus, Garden State native Zach Braff defends New Jersey's honor from the likes of Snooki, on our regular late-night roundup.
Plus: Javier Bardem finally finds true love.
"Unfortunately, Lindsay got caught up in the madness — Cannes, court, and conviction — before we had a chance to interview her."
Though, in fairness, Spencer Pratt already knew.
Lindsay Lohan and Jeremy Piven debut, and how long can "Rocket to Uranus" hold on?
"Falling in love with ya, I’m gonna get me killed / I’m too young to die."
Stay classy, LiLo.
"We are proud to have this remarkable artist work on our film."
Starting in two weeks.
At least she has 'True Blood' to look forward to.
It located Tila Tequila, though.
Cannes Roundup: A Lukewarm Reception for Robin Hood, Lindsay Lohan’s Porno Movie Finds a Distributor
Plus: You won't believe what Jeffrey Wells found in a French bathroom stall.
Actress cast in indie film 'Inferno.'
Plus: Mickey Rourke on Genghis Khan, dog lover.
Plus: Whitney Houston's crappy singing is all her friend's fault.
'Other Side' director says they're looking for a replacement.
Would've been more fun if it were worse.
Plus an exceedingly mean baby on our regular late-night roundup.
So, she's basically calling herself an alcoholic.
Lohan does Jesus, Pattinson passes out, Quentin Tarantino nibbles ear, and more from this month's issues.
Plus: Opie displeased with probable obituary headline.
She has too many shoes, and they are ruining her life.
Plus: Is Robert Pattinson on steroids?