Would've been more fun if it were worse.
Plus an exceedingly mean baby on our regular late-night roundup.
So, she's basically calling herself an alcoholic.
Lohan does Jesus, Pattinson passes out, Quentin Tarantino nibbles ear, and more from this month's issues.
Plus: Opie displeased with probable obituary headline.
She has too many shoes, and they are ruining her life.
Plus: Is Robert Pattinson on steroids?
Her "best bet actually may be to stop trying altogether."
Plus: Frank Black kinda sorta explains what "Velouria" is about.
Plus: Lohan! Deschanel! Heder!
Hopefully Heather Graham sent her a basket of flowers or something.
Your move, Durst.
Plus: romantic-comedy news!
Plus: What's on Zac Efron's iPod these days, anyway?
Plus: Seth Rogen, if you're reading this — stop!
The former child star has won the female lead in the not-at-all anticipated remake of 'A Nightmare On Elm Street.'
Bad news for Emmy voters: You will not have the opportunity to vote for Lindsay Lohan this year.
Plus: DJ Shadow sells out, kind of, and Art Brut's Eddie Argos has a message for Martha and the Vandellas.
Plus: The Libertines musical is a go!
He's being replaced by ... Val Kilmer?
The Simpsons rule the box office.
Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, and Jon Bon Jovi!