"I'm bored! I'm so bored!"
Twitter might have loved (to hate) Lifetime's Liz & Dick, but viewers weren't nearly as enamored.
Ladies and gentlemen, behold the worst reviewed program of 2012.
Plus: A fidgety Lindsay Lohan in a wardrobe-malfunction-prone dress explained why she cancelled on Barbara Walters, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
And it is not good.
This is better than hiring on-set paramedics!
It's not just starlets who have trouble with twenty-plus-hour days.
But was she taken to the hospital?
Mooning and hilarious lines, among other treats.
Going by details of her accident yesterday, yes.
She's said to be doing okay.
Where there is Lohan dressed as Taylor, there, too, is Vulture, obsessing over the photos.
In a clinch with Grant Bowler's Richard Burton.
It's the guy from Atlas Shrugged.
It took a lot of money to put up a bond for her new Lifetime movie.
It's called Liz & Dick.