The Soup's favorite local news anchor, Greg Kelly, doesn't let Maria from Sesame Street off the hook easily.
Janeane Garofalo on Botox, Spanx, and the Troubles of Finding Work As a 45-Year-Old Former Slacker Icon
"If I did not have my Spanx on, it’d be like a bunch of water balloons, or a melting candle."
"It's what the devil on my shoulder says all day long to me ... I don't have to dig very deep for Sue Sylvester."