Madge addresses the middle-finger incident.
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Busy and glittery.
We lay down the odds for all of the many possible controversial offenses. Lay your money down, PTC!
Madonna gets a SAD! 50 Cent gets a RASH! Blue Ivy gets a BMW!
"You learn after a while, it's like doctors and patients."
"She took it like a champ."
Look, Ma, no arms!
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Madonna loves football, but only the kind that is actually soccer!
Music makes the people come together, also keeps Madonna looking young.
Wait, why is M.I.A. hanging out with Annette Bening?
Blame his artistic passion.
If you can figure out what Penny Marshall is saying, you might think back warmly to A League of Their Own, too.
"[It] truly shows how these awards have nothing to do with merit."
Madonna does Nightline, talks Gaga, boy toys, and getting her feet rubbed.
"I thought, this is a wonderful way to redo my song."
For Australians and gay dudes, Christmas has come a little late this year.
Whoa, the Scissor Sisters sound a little like Ke$ha now, but maybe that's just how things will work in 2012.
And three songs from The Muppets made the cut.
Interscope will work with Live Nation to keep Madonna Inc. running.
Two big deals wish another big deal a happy birthday, and it's no big deal.
Maybe the Super Bowl halftime show won't be so boring after all.