Warning: sharp tongues ahead.
Munch's The Scream? Mags will give you something to scream about! Degas's Classe de Danse? More like Classe de Dame!
Along with some new cast members.
Well, Maggie, let us be the first to tell you that season three has been a letdown.
Good news (for once).
It's far more than a nighttime soap for Anglophiles.
These obscure but delightful picks will stop the brawls that break out over finding a film to stream that nobody has seen.
He's got the best Maggie Smith anecdote you've heard in a while.
As directed by Dustin Hoffman.
"I'm not like Shirley MacLaine, who probably believes we were past lovers in another life."
And the Internet's limited "tolerance for emotional knowledge."
It's like Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 2.
Maggie Smith saves the day, as usual.
"We never comment on future story lines but it's not true that she's leaving."
"She is filming until August and then wants to leave, going out on a high."
For season four and five.
Don't let Denise Richards and James Marsden have all the fun. Give Drake a chance!
Santa Claus stopped by and he dropped off new Downton Abbey.
A compilation of Maggie Smith's zingers, for your enjoyment and personal use.
Plus: Madonna's music to improve, finally.