Answer: Hardly any!
Who saw their gold-plated dream crumble into dust this morning in the hands of Hayden Panetierre?
Plus news on Kid Rock, Doris Lessing, and the first film awards of the season.
Fans of Rex Reed's usual nap-inducing work as a film critic for the Observer are bound to be disappointed by today's eminently readable triple-takedown of three movies featured at this year's New York Film Festival.
We'll review Margot at the Wedding later. For now, let's just note that there's one line that will bring down the house at the Sunshine Cinemas.