Plus: why you'll never see a Lionel Richie biopic.
Metallica and Run-DMC are among this year's crop of performing inductees into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Start building your calluses up now!
Do any young artists stand a chance this year? Sadly, no.
We hope you're proud of yourselves, music pirates.
If it weren't for the stupid Web, no one would complain about the new Metallica album.
The spin on 'Death Magnetic' is that it's a return to form. We wouldn't go that far.
Plus: There are no camels in Tibet, but this guy will get you one, no problem.
Plus: New Streets! New Ying Yang Twins! New Chromeo!
Plus: New music from Bill Callahan and Metallica!
Plus: New music from Abe Vigoda!