And if you believe that, we've got some great swampland in Florida to sell to you!
"She wants this one to be a lot more personal than the last one was. And she’s had a lot of stuff to deal with personally."
The only question is whether "This Is It" is actually a cover of Kenny Loggins's disco-flavored jam.
See Jackson running through some choreography for "Human Nature" and, we think, actually singing!
This doesn't really tell us much.
If you want to see Lady Gaga's bloody pupils and Beyoncé's Fallopian tubes, this is the slideshow for you!
Michael's big sis says he always knew he would be murdered (Dun dun dunnnnn).
Hmmm, good question.
Organizers hope to reschedule the event for June 2010.
Mary J. Blige and Chris Brown are denying reports that they agreed to participate.
People seem to be okay with Janet's tribute, but Jermaine's? Not so much.
Sadly, "failing to show remorse while in public" doesn't violate the terms of his probation.
According to authorities, Dr. Conrad Murray waited some 82 minutes after Michael Jackson lost consciousness before calling 911.
Also, Jackson had a lethal level of Propofol and two other sedatives in his system when he expired.
The movie cobbled together from footage of rehearsals for Michael Jackson's This Is It tour will be released for two weeks only, beginning on October 28.
Plus: a Hendrix biopic that probably won't actually happen.
Fox News says Conrad Murray will be charged sometime in the next two weeks.
Will the high price of security at MJ's funeral cost the Oscars?
Obviously this is a record for the highest single-year earnings for a dead celebrity.
Sold yesterday: The Michael Jackson rehearsal footage and a John Hughes documentary.
Plus: Laura Dern and Mike White get 'Enlightened' on HBO.
Seriously, what kind of egotist doesn't have a Google News Alert for his own name?
On the night before Michael Jackson died, his personal physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, injected him with Propofol, the drug police think killed him.
Dr. Conrad Murray was not originally thought to be a suspect, but things have apparently changed.
Michael Jackson! Rufus Wainwright! Leland Palmer?!?