"Too Realistic" Mickey? You're damn right.
"The game also features a disemboweled, robotic Donald Duck and a 'twisted, broken, dangerous' version of Disneyland’s 'It’s a Small World.'"
Disney, of course, doesn't think this is nearly as hilarious as we do.
How will we explain the Care Bear Stare while holding an emaciated, not-so-stuffed animal?