Don't ever tell them to stop.
Because you might not remember these.
Time to slip on the casual gold grill and white satin cowboy suit.
To air January 29.
Just in case you had better things to do than watch the ball drop on TV.
"We know we're not racist, and I know I'm not putting down women."
Another stop on Cyrus's "I don't really like wearing clothing" tour.
Like "Wrecking Ball" without the mouthful of drywall.
Miley, Kanye, Candy Crush, Girls' Patrick Wilson episode: These are the things that got people all wound up in 2013.
Familiarity is comforting.
According to Barbara Walters and her ridiculous list.
"I just give her beats. I don't give her bread."
Transgender issues? Relevant. The rape-iness of "Blurred Lines"? Not so much.
Who will be a worse influence on whom?
She's got that "Summertime Sadness."
Miley smoked a joint, Katy was a maypole, Ron Burgundy was there.
Somebody thought of the children!
Listen to "Real and True."
It's a joke, mostly.
Steinem: "I would much rather be [Sinead] O’Connor. I mean, she’s a serious human being."
A respectful request.
In The Brady Bunch boxes!