"People think I'm an 11-year-old girl, or that I'm somehow not a feminist, or I'm selling out women."
"Never ask when you're at somebody's house if you can pitch in and help."
Plus: Heidi Klum's got moves, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Find out her fantasy cast.
Mindy Kaling, Patton Oswalt, and James Van Der Beek Live the Dream of Starring in The Breakfast Club
As a basketcase, a nerd, and a jock. Respectively.
Which romantic-comedy heroine do you not identify with most?
"We made Rainn do some very interesting stuff so far this season."
She's also against embellished jeans on dudes.
Plus, Jimmy Kimmel wins the night as far as bin Laden death monologues, in our regular late-night roundup.
And she might have told her so at the Correspondents' Dinner.
Let's hope Bristol Palin and Chris Colfer can find something to talk about.
Merv Bronte, heh.
Molly Ringwald. You're so there.
"Michael gets Lasik but can only afford to get it done to one eye."
From too-big sweaters to too-tight denim, Mindy Kaling has worn them all.
Plus: Don't let John Malkovich near horses.
"People are dying ... on the third floor!"
'The Office' writer and actress dissects her favorite romantic comedy.
Plus: Mindy Kaling wants her nosebleeds to mean something.
Everyone who's anyone, and anyone who's dressed.
"I’d love to see Rainn Wilson in that position ... Dwight has become so nuanced."
Last Night on Late Night: The Office's Mindy Kaling Survives a Wardrobe Malfunction on The Late Late Show
Plus, Julianne Moore tells David Letterman about the chronic masturbator who befriended her on an airplane, on our regular late-night roundup.
To go with her funny TV show.