And that's the election, folks!
Apparently he doesn't read USA Today.
No one crosses Mrs. Coach.
Y'all, that is not cool.
So, hot is Republican, cold is Democratic?
Plus: Honey Boo Boo Child is pro-Obama, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
It turns out clear eyes and full hearts can lose.
He doesn't need to impersonate Tagg. Look at that guy — he fits right in.
"No one is recording this, correct?"
"We do have promises to keep... and, yes, we have miles to go before we sleep."
That leaves Taran Killam and Bill Hader as the top contenders.
Pick your jaw up off the floor.
And he likes his tax policy.
Watch Kate Beckinsale, Judy Greer, and Andrea Savage Beckon the Government Into Their Vaginas, Respectively
"What about my right to choose to not have a choice?"
He'd accept an offer from SNL, not that he's received one.
November is coming.
Reagan Director Eugene Jarecki on Palin and Romney: ‘Opportunists … and Mis-Users of Ronald Reagan’s Legacy’
"It's like putting a cheap cigarette into a fancy cigarette pack."
Mitt Romney thinks she's "terrific," and more on our regular late-night roundup.
Your move, Das Racist!
Plus: Who watches Prison Break? Okay, it's McCain.