"You'd think growing up in a place full of death squads and drunken uncles, she'd learn to move a little faster."
The scripted show with the most disproportionately conservative audience may surprise you.
"Beep beep, you're not a man!"
"I'm a monogamous social drinker and Claire only sleep-hits me."
If all the best parenting sitcoms have 'Roseanne' DNA, 'Louis' has it the most purely.
"I don't get how one barking dog keeps you awake when you slept through cockfights and revolutions."
The 'Modern Family' star declared his love for Baldwin a few months ago.
Plus: More bad news for 'Running Wilde.'.
"I have always found your beard off-putting."
People were talking about 'Glee,' 'Modern Family,' 'Real Housewives of D.C.' ...
"It was the nineties. We'd just lost Princess Di. I was at sea.”
"You mess with us, we mess with you. That's the custom."
It wasn't quite the spectacle we were expecting.
"She-ya LeBooooof," obviously.
Plus: Viewers can't handle 'The Whole Truth.'
"It was my Vietnam, and I was in Vietnam."
Who will be Conan's first guest? Is network TV ready for a Don Draper?
'Precious' takes top honors in feature film category.
"My lips are sore."
Jimmy Fallon sings twice, George Clooney appears, and Ricky Gervais is Ricky Gervais.
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"That woman sounds horrible," Vergara's friends and family say.
'Glee' or 'Modern Family'? Ben or Locke? 'Mad Men' or 'Mad Men'?
'Modern Family' named best comedy.
But sadly, no Betty White guest spot.