Plus, Jimmy Kimmel struggles with Sofia Vergara's cleavage on our regular late-night roundup.
Mitch and Cam decide who gets Lily, and Claire and Phil lose Luke.
A musical goes horribly awry, but not without some fun lyrics.
But what's she gonna do, play the neighbor who always parks her egg on their lawn?
This week, everyone learns to try new things.
"We don't want our bodies in these drawers where God cannot find us."
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Beware the psychological dangers of the wedge salad.
"Whoa, you came here in a limo? Are you rich?"
He brought wine coolers.
"This weekend I can't wait to go see the baby pandas at the thoo."
See all the winners.
Or maybe they're high-fiving?
Claire and Phil learn to lock their door, while Cameron learns not to prematurely spill his juice.
"It's an obsessive-compulsive thing, I've read like a hundred articles about it."
They're just two of the actors executives originally had in mind.
'Desperate Housewives' is probably just negotiating contracts, but 'Brothers and Sisters' has a more uncertain future.
"Bullets! A laser! A laser-falcon!"
It's terrifying when a stranger turns up all wet in your backyard, unless he has terrific abs and cheekbones.
RAR It Fitz Fashions is here.
She's more than a prop!
How many great episodes does it take to make up for a wobbly beginning to a second season? Three, apparently.
"[Sue Sylvester] is just a one-note character."
Work it, Manny.
"Show me on Lily's doll where my mother touched you."