Snooki is under "lockdown," everyone.
"It's really hot water. It takes care of business."
We can all breathe a sigh of relief.
Great song, awesome video.
The awards show's headin' to L.A.
Movieline reports that Snooki, the Situation, and others will do their smooshing and sausage-eating on South Beach.
The bottom part (where it used to say "Music Television") is chopped off.
The producers don't want them doing too many personal appearances.
Still no word on those J-WOWW pictures yet, though.
Beyoncé, Lady Gaga, Green Day, P!nk, and Taylor Swift performed at both ceremonies.
Meaning, he's got a new cologne.
There is now extra reason to celebrate tonight.
Congrats to Ronnie and J-WOWW, but what of the rest of the housemates?
The cast is close to signing a deal that will pay them $10,000 per episode.
Who landed the top spot?
Snooki needs a bodyguard for her trips to Applebees!
Again, why did MTV have to kill off this show so quickly? We don't get it!
Really, it's the least you can do.
"If you're hungry, try a Snickers."
One word: Massholes!
There is good news, though: Thursday night will bring us a reunion show!
"She's mad weird, that chick."
"I don't understand that religion, what it is. I just wanna get to the business."
Remember kids, never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
The slumping network is moving away from reality.