About Jackie Chan.
Now you have something to do when Mom comes to NYC.
Come on, Broadway producers — we already did half the work here.
Meat-punching, now with more jazz hands.
And the people all said sit down, sit down you're rocking the boat.
He'll probably add some new songs.
Which is precisely the point.
Old-time show tunes were everywhere in last night's show.
Even in the world's post–Les Miz glow.
Everything's coming up Gaga.
Another musical role ...
"PG-13 is for p*ssies."
Fifty Shades goes to Broad-way!
Featuring three time periods of her life.
He don't give me orders, he don't condescend.
It'll debut this year.
Can Mariska Hargitay dance, or can Mariska Hargitay dance?
Suggested song title: "Jessica is the worst!"
Theirs is some casting on a cloud.
If You're a Bird: now with tap dancing.
If every future headline uses the phrase "Rocky Road," don't say you weren't warned.
Don't Go Into the Woods may or may not be funny on purpose.