It's like the most stoned dinner-theater production of 'The Ring of the Nibelungs' you’ll ever be lucky enough to ogle.
She's blaming it on the pregnancy.
But not the kind of butt shot you're thinking of. Well, not completely.
David Edelstein calls it "a cunning weave of low and high, regal and smutty, splendiferous and splattery."
Soon-to-be grandfathers write the darndest things.
"We can tell you're hammered."
"Of the full body shots, I would say 5 percent are Natalie," she says.
Including Best in Show at the L.A. County Craft Fair.
We also have the list of cold, cold winners.
The presumptive Oscar front-runner tries on couture, lounges around with perfume, and makes out with 'Tetro' star Alden Ehrenreich.
Trailer Two realizes that maybe they should tell things from the perspective of the white-hot Oscar front-runner instead of the Australian nobody's heard of yet.
Which cry will she use at the Oscars?
But Tom Hooper lost to David Fincher.
"He was always very nice. Very white swan. I need him to be black swan."
From Angelina Jolie in radiant, life-giving green to Kate Hudson taking the concept of belly dancing to distracting new levels.
She's Sally Bowles.
Vulture's taken a look at the newest crop of contenders and the careful narrative crafted for each.
Hey, she got laid.
Let us know who you think needs to have a serious talk with their stylist tomorrow.
Natalie Portman takes home a trophy, too.
Natalie Portman and Annette Bening were picks for the top actress categories.
Portman stole Kudrow's man.
See the poster for her infidelity drama, co-starring Lisa Kudrow.
The baby is due sometime next year.