Snooki and JWOWW will have to find somewhere else.
It's official: Robyn is professionally dressed like Mona Lisa Vito from My Cousin Vinny, and the circle is complete.
The song is "No Future Part Three: Escape From No Future."
Chris Christie is totally uninvited from chicken-cutlet night.
"Carpe diem! Go to Jersey!"
Seaside Heights "did not solicit, promote or participate in the filming" of 'Jersey Shore.'
Start stocking up on chips and dip now: The Boss has booked the Bowl.