"We don't do Brooklyn." — Ghosts.
Lil Kanye gets around, huh?
Comedian Kurt Braunohler is your new favorite historian, also possibly ill.
The singer was beaten up in the East Village early Monday morning.
Also: The former mayor gave her crabs, and she found him unattractive. Friendship!
Plus, Olivia Munn's life reads like an episode of 'Maury' to David Letterman, on our regular late-night roundup.