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Even Jeanne Tripplehorn Wants Nick and Jess Together on New Girl
Join the club, Jeanne.
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Join the club, Jeanne.
Schmidt dates a Russian model and gets a broken penis. We've all been there.
He sent it to us himself.
New Girl does Very Special Episodes so well.
It's called — what else? — Cut the Schmidt.
New Girl's True American is fun. But is it as fun as It's Always Sunny's Chardee MacDennis?
Drinking games and Beyoncé-colored shakes.
They are the broken-in jeans of romance.
Fox's Tuesday comedy lineup is intact.
Even by New Girl’s shouty standards, last night contained a lot of yelling.
"Look at them! They don’t know what Saved by the Bell is and they’ve never felt pain."
For handy reference.
Against type, Jess now digs a rich dude.
Watch and learn. Or maybe just watch.
Plus, The Good Wife needs to move an hour later, and we have the perfect lead-in in mind.
“I got fat because I used to eat Concord grape jelly from the jar using a candy bar as a fork.”
"I come from the place of thinking, 'Whatever works for people' — and if you haven’t been exposed to anything else, you really don’t know better."
"Nick Miller, Nick Miller, never does anything.”
"Your happiness seems like a mask.”
Jess attempts to find some "strange."
Sometimes humanity is just a guy who lives in the basement and wants to experiment with group sex.
Mastermind Zooey Deschanel's house party as it's happening.
M. who?
New Girl gets meta.
"Every time I would turn around, there’d be this group of little girls with their iPhones out."