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"[Zoe Saldana] did many things for this role that are the kinds of things that earn people Oscars."
"[Leno] knew for five years it was time to make another plan, and instead he tried a Nancy Kerrigan, right?"
"It's a virgin merkin. It's in a frame; they gave it to me at the end of the season."
Surprise: He loves them!
"I mean, we have 250 Oscar nominations and 72 wins, but I think Matthew might know a little bit more than me."
Morgan Freeman: "I want to express my appreciation to the NBR for not settling for George Clooney."
"So I said to Canby, 'You know, you ought to think twice before being so vicious to a movie that your idol thinks is a masterpiece.'"
"I laugh inappropriately at it — sorry. I'm laughing because I'm not falling."
"[The meetup] confirmed a few things I already suspected, which was, like, girls love a really smokin’ body and everybody loves pizza."
He says several other things, also.
Robert Pattinson: "Oh, I have to go to the dentist."
"You know, we live on a ranch in a small Wyoming town. We don't live on Mars."
Bono: “They say that Soulja Boy will get 200 million views in 2009 … I’d settle for U2 having one actual hit in 2009.”
“Oh, that'll be easy.”
“I wasn't thinking about Bowie when I was up there. I was thinking about sex.”
Julia Roberts: "My pants are SO tight, come on! I wore these tight pants just for you.”
"If you didn't get that shot, it's back to f—ing 10-year-old's birthday parties and pin the tail on the donkey for you, for f—'s sake."
"It's not a film that everyone likes, but I don’t know what that film is ... There’s no such thing as perfection."
"Some guy came up to me at a screening that I was at recently and he told me that he, um, was sexually abusing his 14-year-old daughter."
Meryl Streep: “drunk as a skunk”?
"If people want to make that the thing they want to talk about, it's distressing, but that's their business."
"I'm good. You got enough. Thank you."
“Everybody who goes to an Ang Lee movie wants to be sublimely depressed by the end of the film. And if you have ‘Woodstock’ in the title, you think you’re going to be seeing Joe Cocker screaming onstage.”
"He does get impatient with filmmaking in a way, but he always pushes himself harder than anybody else."