"The best writer in Hollywood is a dead writer."
"I would never bid if I didn't want to. But after 120 [thousand dollars], it's like, I don't have a plutonium card."
"You're not going to get creepy now, are you?"
Saget: "Why don't you touch my testicles and make me forget about it?"
"I've got other ideas for my participation in this soap opera beyond just being in this soap opera."
In two words: daddy issues.
"Well, that was a very aggressive title, so you can hope that it's a good movie."
"They are both fantastic. Steve actually gave me a lot of funny hints last year."
"I got lucky. Today's my lucky day."
"A Little Wayne what?"
Bono! Tom Morello! Fergie! Mick Jagger! Tom Hanks! Mark-Paul Gosselaar!
"I hope it's a nice mix, maybe two guys and two girls. We'll find some great young actors. We're probably going to search for unknowns."
Harry Connick Jr. on Hilary Swank: "Hell no, I won't fly with her!"
"I met her at a 'Sopranos' premiere party where she yelled at me about stuff."
"Why isn't John funny anymore?"
"I happen to know [Dev Patel's] people approached the production to express an interest."
Mulligan spoke with us at last night's 'Education' premiere about her growing celebrity and upcoming move to Gotham.
"She wants this one to be a lot more personal than the last one was. And she’s had a lot of stuff to deal with personally."
"I can't tell you where it's at because of the paparazzi. It's just where the Hollywood heartthrobs go. We talk about how hot we are."
"I gave him enough crap about it for four weeks. Now I'm used to it."
"I feel like I'm floating off the ground, but I'm still myself."
"Only if I can date one of the guinea pigs, then yes."
Hugh Jackman has not yet eaten Carnegie Deli's Wolverine sandwich, which was created last week in his honor — but he intends to.
"There's no movie — there's not not a movie, but there's no movie."
We do a line reading of old 'Melrose Place' dialogue to see how the show holds up.