"Worst tummy ache ever."
Meet Harry Grundle.
Plus: Amanda Seyfried was admittedly and noticeably drunk on The Late Show, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Rihanna stands in a shadow. Taylor Swift reaches for something off a high shelf. Alan Arkin and John Goodman are adorable together.
"Carnie ride operator!"
Grow your own!
Dream team! In 2-D!
From nips to nuggets!
Plus: Nick Offerman's Cialis-inspired birthday song for wife Megan Mullally.
Ron Swanson is but a character he plays.
"It's such a drag having such a huge dong."
"You're a nice size."
"Fork / knife / spoon / trash."
Plus: Nick Offerman in a sweater-vest.
Man meets meat.
It's the gift that keeps on
Get out your wallets, people.
The Masked Mustache lives!
Watch Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, and Alison Brie Toke Up in a Promo for Somebody Up There Likes Me
"We don't do Facebook."
Nick Offerman makes Taylor Swift interesting.
The not Tom Hardy guy, the not Tobey Maguire guy, the not Tommy Lee Jones guy, and more.
"I mean, we're Americans so, like oxygen and food, we love Glen Campbell."
Joy. He cries from joy.
The mustache is the best part.
Ron Swanson or Eddie Izzard? You decide.