Because it's a BuzzFeed type of day.
Ya burnt, Disney Channel.
So long, childhood innocence! It was nice knowing you!
Or, Kids Love the Darndest First Ladies.
It'll join 'The 90s Are All That.'
It starts July 25.
'Clarissa Explains It All' to be regularly available to insomniacs, drunk people.
Can you say "convoluted and inscrutable contract"? Good!
What are we dealing with here?
Plus: Anthony Hopkins! Meryl Streep's Daughter! Mario Lopez!
And they're making a new TV show.
Plus: Young Voldemort revealed in our daily industry news roundup.
Plus: Liam Neeson and James Nesbitt will try their damnedest to play Irishmen.
NBC options the story of King David from God, Nick has its own high-school musical, and Mos Def plays Chuck Berry.
Plus industry news on Jason Statham, Steve Winwood, and Phil Collins's daughter.
Plus: Squeezing the last few drops from the penguin teat.
Robert Plant's not crazy after all! Plus: great news for movie fans that can't spell!
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