"If you're in the desert and you're dying of thirst, are you going to drink a glass of blood or you going to drink a glass a water?"
Unlike Nicolas Cage, who is a breeze.
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It's titled Tokarev.
"You have to embrace the fact that Nicolas Cage is a pretty good actor," says Dan Harmon.
In Left Behind. Amazing!
Mull that one over.
And it's not sci-fi.
Stolen was stolen from Taken.
Watch Vanessa Hudgens Strip and Nicolas Cage Basically Be Nicolas Cage in the Frozen Ground Red Band Trailer
High School Musical be damned!
And the Razzie goes to ...
And Clint Eastwood.
Aaron Johnson, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, and Chloë Moretz reportedly nearing deals.
4'33". Cage on Cage.
Well, hello, Young Anthony Edwards!
He's not up to his usual apoplexy, but next to the somnambulant Jones, anyone would seem like they were.
It's a heist movie about the time his best comic book got stolen.
Dude's a screamer.
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Get this: Nic Cage plays a vigilante out for justice!
Picture it: Nicolas Cage walks into a room, wearing Uggs and singing that terrible song from Spider-Man...
Which is set to star Steve Carell, Jack Black, and Nicolas Cage.
There's no such thing as a free revenge murder.
You can almost hear him saying "Sookie."