Plus: DMB to tour this fall before 2011 hiatus.
Sheldon Turner and Nicolas Chartier are teaming up.
"I hope your family and your kids end up in jail one day for stealing so maybe they can be taught the difference."
Plus: Two new writers come aboard 'Baywatch.'
Chartier's e-mail to soldier filing lawsuit is even stranger than the now-infamous anti-'Avatar' message.
On the guest list: a dog with a beret!
Academy doles out harsh punishment after he says in e-mail to pick 'Locker' over 'Avatar.'