"Fucking trees, man."
"I just think Jay’s going to hurt me in some way." —Conan.
"I am perfectly happy to not work on bad movies."
Looks like someone made the life of that Harvard professor who's going to be teaching a class on the show just a bit easier.
Muggles everywhere, rejoice!
Don't we all!
If the movie had been released last fall, "I wouldn't have been able to work it with all the zeal of the highly professional whore that I am."
"It's for primitive, thick-fingered types who get high a lot."