- 7/20/10 /
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Jennifer Aniston Adopts 33-Year-Old Boyfriend From Africa: The Onion Reports
Ngasi is "legally bound to love." Yay, Jen!
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- 5/7/10 /
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‘Drew Barrymore’s New Tell-All Coloring Book Hits Shelves’: The Onion Reports
Learn Drew's secrets while also making a pretty picture.
- 3/22/10 /
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The Onion News Network Is Coming to IFC
It's not Comedy Central. It's IFC.
- 3/19/10 /
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The Onion Explores Hot New Relationship Guide Wake Up! He’s a Shape-shifter
"Every guy you date a dud? They may all be the same shapeshifter."
- 2/26/10 /
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Filming of Congressional Reality Show Disrupts Committee Hearing
'The Onion' reports.
- 2/23/10 /
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The Onion Asks: What If Lars von Trier Directed Denmark's Tourism Ads?
Let's all get on a plane!
- 11/6/09 /
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Lady Gaga Meets Gossip Girl
Plus: Justin Timberlake! Bradley Cooper! The new 'Daily Show'!
- 3/4/08 /
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‘The Onion Movie’ Trailer: Finally, a ‘Kentucky Fried Movie’ for Our Generation
The Onion News Network has finally made its first-ever feature-length movie, and it's headed straight to DVD, presumably because bongs aren't allowed in movie theaters.
- 10/29/07 /
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‘Our Dumb World’ redefines the guilty pleasure.
If you've been wondering what can possibly take the place of that weeks-old Onion in your bathroom, look no further than this book.
- 7/26/07 /
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At ‘The Onion,’ a Momentous Crossover
Jim Anchower and Smoove B meet at last.