Ngasi is "legally bound to love." Yay, Jen!
Learn Drew's secrets while also making a pretty picture.
It's not Comedy Central. It's IFC.
"Every guy you date a dud? They may all be the same shapeshifter."
'The Onion' reports.
Let's all get on a plane!
Plus: Justin Timberlake! Bradley Cooper! The new 'Daily Show'!
The Onion News Network has finally made its first-ever feature-length movie, and it's headed straight to DVD, presumably because bongs aren't allowed in movie theaters.
If you've been wondering what can possibly take the place of that weeks-old Onion in your bathroom, look no further than this book.
Jim Anchower and Smoove B meet at last.