"There's Bradley Cooper! There's De Niro!"
"I love Photoshop more than anything in the world!"
And is there an ideal ratio of Song-and-Dance Man, Deadpan Wit, and Bomb-Thrower?
"I just feel like that gig is so hard."
One reader just won $500. Congratulations, reader!
To be more likable.
But surely it has nothing to do with the film failing to win an Oscar.
We spy on Quvenzhané Wallis, Quentin Tarantino, Jessica Chastain, and other famous people.
We are not making fun.
"Maybe I'll do an HBO special like Beyoncé did."
For the first time.
From Daniel Day-Lewis, yukster extraordinaire (high!) to the endless opening monologue (so very low).
Daniel Day-Lewis made history, and The Hunger Games is now toplined by an Oscar-winner.
Our film critic gives his moment-by-moment take on every award, speech, and bit of banter.
An exhaustive gallery of all the fancy-pantsed (and gowned) stars of the big night.
Duck and cover, Hollywood!
Listen to and read along with the many ways the film's title was said at this year's awards shows.
A grad student has studied them all and created an easy to sort and kill-time-on site.
We get it, Hugh. You were on a water diet.
If you pick the most winners, you'll get $500!
Hope you like Seth MacFarlane and singing, though.
How many do you recognize?
It's the front-runner, but ...