One guy in Jersey knew how.
Wait, it gets better: He's wearing a thong th-thong-thong-thong.
Artist Casey Weldon created six different paintings that feature the stone-faced, onscreen father figure as the very kids he messed up.
In the end it creates a trippy print that's not unlike those Fimo beads.
It's just like visiting the museum, if you were in an extremely fast wheelchair.
New technology unleashes a whole new world of artistic revelation.
Is he drinking white wine?
His witty, brilliant oil portraits are highly stylized, titillatingly grotesque, and endlessly fascinating.
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Chunkily painted canvases are actually chunkily painted people.
They're stingingly, almost psychedelically colorful.
Think Van Gogh meets 'The Wizard of Oz.'
The artist paints girlie-girls as lusty badasses.