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Birdman says it's true.
"It's so violating."
From reality to scripted to all things pawn, we judge what's likely to be back next June, and what we'll (hopefully) never see again.
Plus: David Letterman asks Tom Hanks to be a part of the Hanks family, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Last Night on Late Night: Khloe Kardashian Gets Sex Tips at Bed, Bath & Beyond in This Full-On Doozy of Reality-Show Stars
Plus: Paris Hilton plays "Hot or Huge" with Anthony Weiner, on our daily late-night roundup.
Her Oxygen show lures fewer than 500,000 viewers.
Skank pot calling skank kettle black?
Plus, Johnny Knoxville admits that he is a douche, on our regular late-night roundup.
"This show will give viewers a glimpse of the real Paris and her life, which is sometimes quite amazing."
Plus: Tommy Lee no longer least responsible member of his family.
Last Night on Late Night: Mickey Rourke Tells Jay Leno About the Time He Shook Down a ‘Humpback Dwarf’
Plus, Mark Wahlberg relishes in having shot Yankee Captain Derek Jeter in the leg, even if it was only in his new movie, on our regular late-night roundup.
Plus: Katy Perry makes an important distinction.
The gang never got to meet Paris Hilton, but they did possibly steal her stuff.
Paris Hilton Doesn't Care About Robert Redford's Scorn, She Went to Sundance Anyway And Grabbed Some Swag
She has 16 brands to promote! Where else is she supposed to go?
The system isn't broken, people!
Plus: Pearl Jam hops in bed with Target.
Plus: Paris Hilton continues to be misunderstood.
We've heard more probing questions coming from the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.
It’s become almost obligatory for any self-respecting adult performer (and some not-so-self-respecting ones) to appear in non-porn media.
Plus: Ben Affleck walks a mile in a journalist's shoes.
After all, Roger Friedman is quite possibly omniscient.
Zac Efron is counting his lucky stars this morning.
Looking back on the week that was.