But don't get him started on the poop scooping.
"It's pretty much going to focus on my two main obsessions in life, which are men and food."
"I don't look too great in tank tops; I just look weird."
And she says that curse was on purpose.
Who had potty mouths, and who was making out?
"Around 12 it was at its worst. Not an awkward age at all to be unable to speak."
Through a Glass Darkly’s Carey Mulligan on Opening Night, the Difficulties of Winding Down, and Ryan Gosling
"I wish that I could say I don't read the reviews but I know I'm going to have like four glasses of wine and then be like 'Google!'"
"It will be the first time I’ve played publicly, and my secret will be out. The secret that I don’t play."
"I’m just happy to be a film where for once I don’t have to worry about my hair, because my managers are always complaining about my hair ... "
"My idea is serious. Deadly serious."
The amfAR benefit drew a fancy crowd, and at least one 'Slumdog Millionaire' superfan.
Although, "Whatever got leaked is not quite the original script ending."
"What do you mean I'm too old?!"
'Bridesmaids 2'? "It's already been brought up."
Which 'Glee' stars went out of their way for a picture with Simon?
"Because our jokes aren't popping here. The jokes aren't popping!"
"I just came from work and I'm overwhelmed."
And she might have told her so at the Correspondents' Dinner.
"You tell Reggie, his right-hand man, to hook that shit up!"
"And the whole press line just saw that."
It usually goes well.
"Get down with the gospel of salvation and have fun with it."
In real life, that is.
"I’m a huge fan of hers. And I actually auditioned her for a couple things."
"I'm a lesbian. We don't have platters."