"It's a virgin merkin. It's in a frame; they gave it to me at the end of the season."
And he confirms that the love affair with his '30 Rock' pillow still continues.
Here’s what we saw and heard between 7:30 p.m. on Friday (a grumpy Joan Collins) and 11:30 p.m. last night (a glam Grace Jones buddying up with Chloe Sevigny).
"Leno has had 45 million chances to not be a jerk about this."
The director doesn't let his unusual injury keep him from the ladies.
The actor dishes about going town to town with his "dog and pony show." And steals hats.
Also: Meryl Streep's Sandra Bullock movie marathon, and what happens when overzealous reporters grill comedians about Haiti.
When you don't have an 'Avatar' marketing budget, you have to hit the malls yourself
"I mean, we have 250 Oscar nominations and 72 wins, but I think Matthew might know a little bit more than me."
"So I said to Canby, 'You know, you ought to think twice before being so vicious to a movie that your idol thinks is a masterpiece.'"
Fallon found himself in the hot seat last night at a New York Times' Arts & Leisure Weekend talk.
Robert Pattinson: "Oh, I have to go to the dentist."
We caught up with the Law and Downey Jr. at last night's 'Sherlock Holmes' premiere.
"When Rob comes by, stick out a foot, trip him, and when Rob is down on the ground, ask him that question: 'Why didn’t you cast nobodies in these parts?'"
"I’d never done a scene with an actor who wanted to kill me or eat me, that I know of."
“Oh, that'll be easy.”
“I wasn't thinking about Bowie when I was up there. I was thinking about sex.”
"If a guy can call himself 50 Cent, I'll call myself Get Outta My Face."
But he does love attention from older women.
"It's even more surreal than a movie premiere," the director says of his new Museum of Modern Art exhibition.
"Surprisingly? ... I think I'll take it."
"I would never bid if I didn't want to. But after 120 [thousand dollars], it's like, I don't have a plutonium card."
He's being incredibly secretive about his methods, though.
Saget: "Why don't you touch my testicles and make me forget about it?"