"You're a Zoobaroo!"
Come on, fans who approach him on the street! He's acting.
"He wears Coors Light pants because they call Coors Light the silver bullet."
"I could do a whole song about it."
"I don’t think he’s in a good position to be giving interpretations of what the theater is and what the theater isn’t."
She shared her story at the Upright Citizen’s Brigade in New York last night.
"I just think she's very, very happy to be Anne Hathaway."
We spy on Quvenzhané Wallis, Quentin Tarantino, Jessica Chastain, and other famous people.
"I kept telling them, 'Just make sure he’s got sad, deep eyes.'"
"I don't buy that funny-looking, odd-looking women don't f*ck good-looking guys, because I did and still do."
Expect about 30 percent of his original to air.
Topics included: Drugs. His penis. Rectal itch. Pubic hair.
"I think everyone has a really weird perception of who Beyoncé is."
And other random Aziz stories.
"One likes to be ignored sometimes, but it gets stale."
"I miss Courtney Love getting in fights ... What happened to that Courtney Love?"
And she approves!
"And then the bottoms started to come off ... "
Tales from bumping into Hayden Panettiere, Justin Timberlake, Jamie Foxx, Kate Walsh, and more on the partying circuit down in New Orleans.
Get your dollar bills ready.
"He is 100 percent obsessed."
It involves whiskey.
"She will usually dictate what everyone else is eating."
We ask Dakota Fanning and Elizabeth Olsen.
"I just don’t think that’s his thing.”