We’ve gone ahead and ranked the most unfortunate personalities currently infesting reality television.
"Are you a man? Are you a woman? Are you a mouse?!"
"The show reminds folks that privileged people are flawed human beings."
"Love: Everyone wants it, but not everyone finds it."
"Carpe diem! Go to Jersey!"
Matchmaker Patti Stanger's coming to town (and unbuttoning our shirt).