"I was definitely not the kid that just wanted to be famous for no reason whatsoever."
"The only time I’d ever grown my beard out before was from depression."
"I’m either shirtless or naked for the rest of the Mindy episodes."
"It's quite the cliffhanger."
It was about time, no?
Plus his thoughts on Monica and Chandler.
"Something I want to talk to you about — this is very serious: Do you know how terrible your posture is?"
"Well, when I got the part, Dan was very clear that he wanted me cut."
"I've got Dallas. If someone else is taking Dallas, I would hope they would change his name."
"That’s your decision to spend the rest of your life with somebody. Why should all of your friends then have to jump through hoops?"
Joffrey's "a very, very dangerous and tricky human being."
"To be alternative in a field full of English snobs was quite a feat."
"I love that f-cker. He’s got a great mind."
"I was so surprised to find out, for lack of better words, how old she is."
"Portland’s had a lot of attention for a while but it hasn’t grown to the point where it sucks."
"I have no fear of misogyny in myself … for the record."
He once watched two guys beat a vulture to death. "They were just kind of bored."
"Once I heard Jessica Walter’s abusive, demeaning voice, it just all clicked in."
And a tiny bit about Arrested Development.
"I would call myself cocky."
She just watched Pretty in Pink with her daughter.
"Oh shit, man. I've gotta sob?"
"He's a tough old bird."