Also, more Bon Temp incest.
“After she called me ugly, she said something about how I’ll never have sex with anything with a vagina.”
"All I know is that as an audience member, my ass meter starts ringing its fire alarm after two hours."
Also: Jim Rash on Dan Harmon's return to Community.
"People say, 'Take it easy with the f*cking dancing, Rockwell.'"
"Sarah Newlin's hair is such a part of my character. I just wanted to make sure she came back with it bigger than ever."
"Would you rather be ugly and not looked at?"
"I used to specialize in bisexual guys!"
"It’s quite difficult to put a vampire movie out there nowadays."
“My boobs looked the best in that one.”
It's called "Asthma Man," and he made it up himself.
“I’m always apologizing, like, ‘I’m sorry, I know I was really going off on your weight or your baldness.'"
In which he plays a mannequin-restorer who abducts and scalps women.
"I’ve obviously never smoked before in my entire life ... But I caught on."
Relax, everyone's fine.
"I didn’t exactly know who he was until afterwards."
"In order to be in the Joss universe, you have to dance."
Spoilers ahead, obviously.
Bret Michaels on Being a ‘Drealist,’ Loving Day-Old Hot Dogs, and Not Missing the Rock of Love Girls
"I’m good for right now."
"Some people f*cking hate horror films, right? But I love them."
"I definitely need to have a little less Cowell in the host’s chair ... I need to turn down the innate singing-show judge in me."
"He fell, rolled on the floor, kicking like a kid, laughing."
"It was necessary to build this team, but what happens to them and to the world when they actually exist as a team?"
"I'd read the books, so I knew exactly what was coming."