"I like it, you know, smooth as can be."
"He’s still, excuse my term, a 'Hood N*gga.'"
Also, what he really thinks of recappers.
"I pick up a bass and beat the sh*t of it, the way I always have."
"We all just love walking around an office and pretending to pick up phones and slam down paperwork."
"I think there is a conscience in there."
"You got to be intense and cry and gnash your teeth together to win an Oscar."
"She’s still hot — very hot."
"I imagined him as a dandy in decay."
Also, Mitt Romney and FNL movie odds.
"That’s kind of a sad thing, that it’s about looks."
"My problem is that I took the whole thing too seriously."
"Sexism is alive and well!"
Starring a very deep Brad Pitt.
"I just have to tell you, it’s going to get worse."
"Nothing really grabbed me until this."
"I’ll never look at a Christmas tree the same way."
He "seemed to complicate what was the most ideal situation."
"You know, people tend to blame women for stuff."
"The only skill I have is Blade Runner trivia."
"Babies need sunlight, so you can't keep it locked in a prison the whole time."
Plus, what's happening with the Awesome Show.
"Sometimes if there’s a landmine, it’s good to have someone warn you: 'Landmine! Jump motherf-cker!' He did that for me."
"I'm happy and grateful when I get jobs that require me to talk Southern."