It's bittersweet. We get it.
Who fell asleep during the movie?
Everyone who's anyone, and anyone who's dressed.
Because they need one.
Plus: James Franco to play 100 gays.
Plus: Peter Falcinelli a disappointment to daughter.
"We want the story to ... become ubiquitous with your life," Showtime senior VP says.
Plus: Tisdale graduates to college in new TV role.
Peter Facinelli: "One time, I was in my apartment and I was going down to do my workout, and the elevator doors opened and Kellan Lutz was doing push-ups."
Plus: Van Wilder meets Wolverine!