He is right.
He is right.
Somewhere, Dan Quayle is thinking, Damn, I could've had a TV show?
"The great news is that I am American, therefore I can become President."
It's about a former first lady who becomes secretary of State.
From 3rd Rock to musical-political parody, Joseph Gordon-Levitt's got you covered. He's a friggin' machine!
There are more parallels than you'd think.
Neither did Nicole Scherzinger and Rise Against.
President RuPaul 2012? Not a thing, sadly.
Breaking: JWOWW doesn't think caucus is a word.
"I have never heard that he's a racist? I definitely don't agree with racism, that's ignorant."
"They're all just so horny for it. Horny for their own ascension."
Did she nail her impression?
Ennis Del Mar's got a new shopping buddy!
Eight-year-old Elijah whispered some pretty powerful words about his lesbian mom to the presidential wannabe.
"What they're telling your kids is what they told them in The Matrix: that mankind is a virus on poor old Mother Earth."
We always said Herman Cain reminded us of Dawn from Survivor. We always said it.
But is his alliance strong enough?
"I often attended protests and then, in my early 20s, and on drugs, I enjoyed it when the protests lost direction and became chaotic, hostile even."
In support of Rick Parry, with an 'A.'
She took a meeting with the administration! They might have told her something!
Do you dream of a Damon/Affleck ticket?
Remember when Dorothy and Rose bought condoms on 'Golden Girls'?
"It's like putting a cheap cigarette into a fancy cigarette pack."