Five pop-culture theories about how things really go down in the Sistine Chapel.
Plus: All hail Bruce Willis the Pope, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Plus: The Pope's on YouTube.
Apparently he was blessing dancers with holy water from the D.J. booth.
If you see Diddy dressed as the Pope tonight, please send us pictures.
Diddy: 'Yes, I already bought the costume. The robe and the hat. I got it from a secondhand costume store in Los Angeles.'
Does it really represent an artist 'in a state of profound crisis,' or does it look like Kermit?