Vote for your favorite cover of Prince's "Kiss."
She won't dance.
A quick breakdown of Prince’s two-hour, fifteen-minute show at Madison Square Garden last night.
Plus: Billy Idol, Drake, the Black Crowes, Kevin Devine, Justin Bieber, Tricky, and Weezer.
Sherri tried to steal his gloves.
"Bring foot spray because it's going to be funky," he said. "No two shows will be the same."
"From the heart of Minnesota, here comes the purple Yoda."
Whereas the Internet's "over," newspapers are apparently just kickin'.
"They won't pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can't get it."
It sort of sounds like an eighties-era commercial for seasonal children's toys.
Plus: Taylor Swift, Neil Patrick Harris, J.J. Abrams ...
It's all-over-the-place nuts.
Who can you thank for Missy Elliot, Iggy Pop, and Gym Class Heroes? How about Stat Quo and Cilla Black?
"If I’m not there to receive these ideas, God might give them to Prince."
According to our sources, Prince was watching the awards and had "fallen in love" with Olivo. And he decided he had to meet her that night.
Everyone is entitled to his opinion (we suppose).
Joan Jett he ain't.
Currently, Prince and John Rich are the two front-runners.
Plus, Chuck Lorre's shows to remain on TV forever.
Plus: Michelle Obama's hairstylist finally gets a reality show.
Plus: Prince has gay friends with whom he studies the Bible.
But he's not too busy to play an owl!
Sadly, this is not a good thing.
Prince, forever enshrined, should by all rights transform any setting into a purple, velvet-y boudoir — and he did!