They made an Alamo Drafthouse PSA.
"If you see something, jabberjay something."
If anyone should be kicked out of a theater for texting, it should be Patton Oswalt. We would pay to see this. We would pay.
Ke$ha is now working with the Humane Society to raise awareness about the mistreatment of street dogs.
Indeed, misusing the word gay is mean and it's offensive. KNOCK IT OFF!
Specifically, her shit.
Super Mario says: Wear a condom.
And it is awesome.
Yes, the bleach and machete in the background are a nice touch.
Sundry Cameron-movie puns lead to an appearance from Arnold Schwarzenegger.
It's from the nineties. And no, she's not wearing pants.