"When I heard that I just really cracked up."
"Thank you for having my back."
"A Ford Fiesta will get you there and give you a good time. But actually an Aston Martin ... "
"He's fairly adamant he's never gonna perform live again."
"I did not want to sing those lyrics."
"It's a tone poem. If you don't want to see that, you should not go."
"He said he had to do some Gillette shit. No for real."
"I think it's total, utter bullshit, and I don't want to be a part of it."
A dictatorship, basically.
They involve the word strangled.
Also, he said Take Care sounds like a washing machine.
"We're totally fine."
"Take the wind, girl!"
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"WAKE UP WAKE UP."
Still waiting for Lauryn Hill's Tumblr update.
"I wished at 13 there was somebody I looked up to who would have said something like that."
“Who eats the cheese kind unless you’re old and from Paris?”
"I'm untouchable, bitch."
"I've diagnosed all kinds of his skin tags, lesions, ailments."
"There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I’m not in that state now and that makes me sad."
A compilation of Maggie Smith's zingers, for your enjoyment and personal use.
"I'm like, 'Damn, that's a little closed-minded.'"